There's Something About Einstein

Albert Einstein

1. There's Something About Einstein
2. Einstein's Brain
3. Brainwashing
4. Driving Mr. Albert
5. IQ
6. E = MC2 To The X-Files
7. Albert Einstein Institution
8. Young Einstein

1. There's Something About Einstein

Bobby and Peter Farrelly, the brother writing-directing duo responsible for the comedy hits, "There's Something About Mary" and "Dumb and Dumber" are fans of mad genius like everyone else. To amaze the crowds, Bobby Farrelly has taught his son to three years, a few tricks to show off his genius future. He taught 10 responses to some questions very advanced for a tot of his time, one of which is: "Who came up with the theory of E = MC2?" Playing the crowd with the contemplation of her face, her toes down his son with his shoe, and finally, and timely responses, "Albert Einstein". Now that is genius.

2. Einstein's Brain

For if a man named Thomas Harvey performed the autopsy on Einstein in 1955, shortly after the genie disappeared. He was not planning to do so, the boy was, was not able to do so. So, Mr. Harvey, but I have the honor of Albert handle matters most private, including its gray matter invaluable. Without permission to do so, even if Thomas attests being given the nod of ok from a relative of Einstein, Mr. Harvey pulled a modern day Robin Hood and ripped the brains of the scientist. For decades he kept in a secret place, spend parts of it to researchers worldwide. Mr. Harvey's good intentions, he wanted to do research on brain develop themselves and published their results, but the end is never that endeavor came to fruition.

3. Brainwashing

The brain had seen better days, transformed from the greatest mind of the modern pieces of chicken color float in a stinking, yellow, formaldehyde broth, diced into several pieces and put in Tupperware. A large part of the time, the brain was hidden in a tin of biscuits at the home of Mr. Harvey's girlfriend. Then one day, ready to make amends with the Einstein family, Mr. Harvey has decided to return the brain to long-lost nephew of Einstein, San Francisco Evelyn.

4. Driving Mr. Albert

Enter Paterniti journalist from Portland, Maine. After writing an article about Mr. Harvey and the brain missing, Paterniti friendship with Harvey grew to the point that he was willing to drive Harvey and the brain from New Jersey to California, after all, is not the destination but the journey counts. The unlikely threesome - a freelance writer, a senior pathologist, and Albert Einstein sans life and arts - America through a loan Buick Skylark. Stopping here and there, visiting old friends of the two living members of the convoy. From a house of adobe ranch south of Santa Fe, New Mexico to stay with old friends Paterniti deviation of exotic travel, to see William S. s Burroughs' in Lawrence, Kansas. As it turned out, Mr. Harvey and Mr. Burroughs knew each other and so, Einstein's brain was having dinner with the author of "Naked Lunch".

5. IQ

The genius of Einstein was not alone in his scientific theories, but in his extreme desire for self-promotion. Much of his early fame can be attributed to the fact that he went on a world tour to promote his discoveries vortex, lunch with the rich and powerful and famous worldwide. Getting securities worldwide and firmly establishing the scientist as a superstar. Today, scientists like Brian Greene and Michio Kaku can only dream of such fanfare surrounding their pioneering work in the pursuit of elusive Unifying theory that Einstein himself spent his last days to contemplate, to no avail.

6. E = MC2 To The X-Files

Many actors have portrayed the shaggy-haired genius on the big screen. In particular it was the turn of Walter Matthau witty as the mad scientist in the 1994 romantic comedy "IQ". Australian actor, Yahoo Serious has taken a stab at the madcap farce, "Young Einstein" in 1988. Even Robert Downey Jr. has represented in the 1990 movie, "This is appropriate." We here at T-Shirt King voted and enjoy seeing David Duchovny portray Mr. Einstein during his earlier years. Go figure.

7. Albert Einstein Institution

Having developed a method that led to the creation of the world's most destructive weapons, the Albert Einstein Institution have been striving for new ways of resolving violent conflicts, as Mr. Einstein himself tried to do when he was alive. The institution is committed to defending democratic freedoms and institutions - opposing oppression, dictatorship and genocide - reducing reliance on violence as a policy instrument. For our own good, too bad Mr. Einstein is still around in those days.

8. Young Einstein

Einstein's popularity is legendary, it is hard to find anyone on the planet who had not heard of him. His name is equated with genius. Despite his incredible feats later in his life, the young Einstein did not just so good in the eyes of those around him. It was a horrible student, which he attributes to boredom, his teachers attribute this to an abrasive ego. His parents had concerns for him, because he could not speak fluently until his ninth birthday, bringing her parents to suspect that he is mentally. Yeesha, what a genius to do?